Made of 100% solid BAG, this product is ideal for anyone planning to go to a supermarket within the next 2 years. The screen printed message POST ENTHUSIASM will ensure that the gently unhinged but overly chatty man lingering in the toiletries aisle will never bother you again. Whilst the guy you always considered "too hunky to be working the tills" will be powerfully drawn to your dark mystery. All in a days work.