The Guinness Book Of Records have been in touch…

Apparently, If Others Call It Love... is the quickest selling Valentines EP by an underachieving, niche recording artist this year. Thank you.

If Others Call It Love... is now SOLD OUT.

There is a slim chance of hearing alternative versions of these songs though, as i am particularly looking forward to posting Bruce Willis his copy... Hopefully he will pluck one of its tracks from obscurity in the same way he immortalized Under The Boardwalk back in the 80s. I for one would be both honored and relieved.

Come to our gig.

It’s at The Slaughtered Lamb in Farringdon on February 21^st.

Support comes from Babak Ganjei (Hilarious Consequences/Wet Paint) & Bruce Willis (Moonlighting/Die Hard)

Tickets are available here:

We Got Tickets (Hopefully not for much longer..)

SeeTickets (Always a safer bet than turning up with invisible ones)

Ticketweb (You have to share your tickets with a sprawling network of interconnected tickets to other nights out)

I am definitely going this time.

Dan Michaelson.