Sadly, the Dan Michaelson Luxury Advent Calender featuring "rich chocolate metaphors behind every door" has hit a few hiccups during production and is unlikely to reach stores in time for yesterday..

Another let down has come in the shape of news suggesting my plan to release the single "Hey Miss. Christmas?" on a 7inch inflatable elf has fallen flat.

What to do? 

We've put together a bundle featuring practically every item of DM musical proof left in stock and chosen sell it for less than it cost to make. 

This means you can get 2CD's, a T-Shirt, a bag, some vinyl and a handful of MP3's for £20 and solve the problem of what to get your miserable uncle for Christmas this year.

Just click this link to get there: MAJOR BUNDLE TIME

I'll be sure to drop you another line or two before Christmas, with some of my seasonal thoughts, musings, wishes and hopefully a song inspired by this wonderful time of year.

But for now, lets all stay warm and toasty and pop open the sherry.