It is true, but I'll tell you about it in a couple of weeks.

In the mean time, I've made some tasty day wear for you to consider..

Given I am widely credited with creating the musical genre Post Enthusiasm, I feel drawn to embark on a heavy branding campaign.

BUY A HIGHLY UNI-SEXY AMERICAN APPAREL POST ENTHUSIASM TSHIRT BY CLICKING THESE WORDS

 

 You need a T-shirt? I have a T-shirt. Carefree white cotton that feels so good on your skin you'll be confused for days. Sporting the musical genre that Michaelson created, the words POST ENTHUSIASM will make you 20% more physically and mentally attractive to every one you come in to contact with. This is reverse psychology. This is Science. This is real.

BUY A POST ENTHUSIASM TOTE BAG AND FEEL BETTER BY CLICKING THESE WORDS

 

Made of 100% solid BAG, this product is ideal for anyone planning to go to a supermarket within the next 2 years. The screen printed message POST ENTHUSIASM will ensure that the gently unhinged but overly chatty man lingering in the toiletries aisle will never bother you again. Whilst the guy you always considered "too hunky to be working the tills" will be powerfully drawn to your dark mystery. All in a days work.

FOR HUGE SAVINGS AND A COMPLETE OUTFIT, BUY BOTH TSHIRT AND BAG BY CLICKING THESE WORDS

Much like wheels on a bike or minds solving a problem, two is often better than one. For that reason and that reason alone we have put the T-shirt and Tote bag together at a discounted price. Imagine: It's so hot that you need to take your Post Enthusiasm T-shirt off (not recommended) but have nowhere to put it? This is where the Post Enthusiasm Tote bag really comes into its own. The bag has been specially designed by the good people at Bags O' Fun LTD to be able to withstand the weight of the T-shirt and a pack of cigarettes without risk of damage or social humiliation. Step into the future with confidence.

I'd like to say a big thank you to everyone who made this crazy dream a reality. Emotion is running high, It's a long day. Pace yourself.

Much love, Dan.