Well Howdy Partner, Our new album Distance is now available for pre order in all its wonderous limited edition versions. If you'd rather I stop talking and just show you where to go buy it, click the link below:

However, if you fancy a little wooing, I'm in a similar mood myself so let me tell you all about it.

Maybe a song from the new record would form a subtle yet subliminal soundtrack to this clumbsy market stall? In which case, click the link below to hear Bones from the album, and read The Guardians excellent opinion on the subject: "Dan Michaelson and the Coastguards have made a belter of a break-up record, and Bones is one of its absolute gems". I couldn't agree more.

BONES

Mmm, that was nice. Lets continue. 

I've spent the last month or so folding, cutting, stickering, screenprinting and gluing these CD's and records, because thats the way i like to spend my time. I like that they are a little bit wonky and look like they were made by me, not by a hunk of growly metal endlessly grinding away in an faceless warehouse. Though I know thats the way some of you like to see me, and I'm OK with that too.. whatever tickles your fancy. Lets get on with this dirty business:

 

Limited Edition of 100 screenpinted, numbered and signed 12inch Vinyl. Click here to buy.

 

Limited edition of 50 screenprinted, numbered and signed gatefold CD's with a handwritten lyric. Click here to buy.

 

Limited edition of 200 stickered, screenprinted and numbered CD's. Click here to buy.

Tshirt for people who feel a bit over wearing band Tshirts but still want a band Tshirt. Screenprinted on Unisex American Apparel T's. Click here to buy.

That seemed like a lot of information to me. Theres lots of bundle options, all with free album downloads, I've made it as straightforward as I can to get to where you want to get quickly using these handy links below

I want it all! LP/Deluxe CD/Tshirt/Download and Tote Bag

I want things too! LP/Tshirt and Download

I just want! Deluxe CD/Tshirt and Download

I dont know what I want, but I'll take the Standard CD/Tshirt with Download

Who really knows what they want? Tshirt with Download

I question the nature of desire. LP only

To question is our very nature. Deluxe CD only

I like nature.. trees and cows and whatnot. Standard CD only.

Maybe I should have done that at the start? Seems a lot more straight forward.

Anyway, I cant wait for you to hear the record. The Coastguards and I had an amazing time together recording it and the end result sounds and feels like some real life human stuff is going on.

Stay wonkey M'dears, there's another song from Distance here:

BURNING HEARTS