Dear All,
In a bid to avoid an embarrassing Christmas Number 1 and forever be remembered as the guy who ruined Noel, We are offering our song Another Messy Christmas as a free download to all who have survived being on the mailing list this long. I know it's been tough for you.
Another Messy Christmas shines a tinselled glow on Mrs Christmas, only to find her hitting the Sherry and getting a few things off her chest.. Like how she has to sit at home on her own every year whilst her celebrity boyfriend goes off on a world tour, lapping up attention and headlines.
You can get it here: Another Messy Christmas
Also, if you have been a victim of any unpleasant comments or general upset this year, have you cosidered repaying the compliment by sending the offender one of my albums as a gift? They're all half price so you don't even have to break the bank to get your point across. And you'll get the free download again with every purchase, so its even more free than it was previously. Thats quite a saving.
One last thing, We're playing a show at Londons Lexington Palace on February 3rd. The venue boasts a contemporary bar serving both cold and room temperature drinks and has a period staircase. Please note, the venue doesn't have windows. I'd love you to be there. If it tickles you fancy, tickets are here:
You haven't heard the last of me.
Dan Michaelson.